*george washington shows up to the club to party*
‘u got i.d.?’
*george pulls out a quarter*
‘ur in’
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
“we’re having pizza for dinner”

b1r:
Same Direction | BoiBand AU
After being formed and winning Logo’s highly successful show The Queer Factor the band became an international sensation with their hit songs Better Than Your (Wo)Man and My Cup. Capitalizing on Same Direction’s worldwide success, Logo is launching a docu-reality show that will follow the band around. Find out what it’s like to be the world’s hottest (and first) boi band, and possibly find out if those rumours about certain members are true.
i fucking cant
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life.
I can’t fucking breathe!!! omfg
WHAT IS HAPPENING
TUMBLR, STOP TRYING TO PLAY GOD
trying to sing normani’s whistle note in mirrors
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”